Carrying a basket is a security guard, and it will also be the spiritual totem of confused youth.

Original Yamaguchi cannon Dr. X.

Editor: Neva

Internet pop culture is a Mobius ring.

Li Gan came and Li Gan left.

Sun Xiaochuan’s live broadcast room was on fire, and Sun Xiaochuan’s live broadcast room was closed.

Brother Yaoshui once led a wave of Renaissance, but now there is some cultural silence.

The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and a new generation wins the old ones.

In the past two years, online celebrity, a variant of subculture, became popular quietly because he deliberately touted college students.

Many golden sentences and short videos with baskets are very popular in bilibili and friends circle because of their horror.

He will boast at the time of graduation:

"College people, college souls, and colleges are all people."

"The wage earners who were not college students in the end of 985 and 211"

When he was a security guard, he would proudly say, "The China security team is a soldier when it carries a gun."

As a security guard, he will also keep order by sending small videos: "If I don’t correct it, then I will continue to pay attention. "

And under his Weibo, all kinds of netizens and dog fans are constantly taunting him with only a college degree.

Because I like to brag about high school students with baskets, some netizens made an expression pack, calling junior college "with specialties" and put it at the top of the academic pyramid.

Some netizens can’t get used to this kind of behavior, and issued a special ban, saying, "College is forbidden to go out."

Fans with baskets know that many videos with baskets are jokes, and everyone knows that he is spoofing, but everyone is pretending to do it, which has formed a new "cultural circle with experts".

With a basket, his real name is Chen Yi, and he was born in Xinzhou, Shanxi.

He neglected his studies because he wandered around the deep blue Internet cafes and black hole Internet cafes in his hometown all the year round. As a result, his college entrance examination score was only 426, which was 20 points lower than the undergraduate line.

△ Today, the Deep Blue Internet Cafe has been changed into a wall slogan.

I wanted to study hard and get into a good university after a year of re-study. As a result, I fell by tens of points. Finally, I had to accept my fate and go to a junior college to study business English.

Although I am a business English major, I took CET-4 for many times during my college study, but I didn’t pass the 425 pass line once. It has become a negative textbook in typical family education.

△ The fourth CET-4 with basket failed again.

If there is no live broadcast, the basket is a pure passerby who will not leave any impression when everyone looks at it, and can’t splash a little water.

However, during his four years of college life, he happened to find the live broadcast red man Li Laoba.

Those who have no money, no education and no girls to chase suddenly find that there are still such a number of people, even as security guards, who can have hundreds of thousands of fans, relax every day, smoke and brag, but earn a lot of money.

As a result, the basket with no income and no future began to worship Li Gan, and got into a post called "TV with Show".

In this post bar, most of them are black powder of Li Gan and Sun Xiaochuan. They call themselves "hi powder" and take pleasure in spoofing and abusing Li Gan. They call swearing "interaction" and engaging in pornography "repairing cars", which is like a network wasteland.

△ ecological corner in TV bar with show

With a basket, I have a unique way to rely on the function of voice reply in the post bar, imitating the spirit boy in Aauto Quicker, and attracting a large number of fans.

What made the basket a hit was a small video with a basket imitating the security guard, which was spread to different niche WeChat groups by some fans, and the group spread through the group. The college security guard with a basket instantly sucked powder.

△ Community security three-piece set

Many fans with baskets think that although it is abstract, his fire is not because of his smelly mouth, but because of his realism.

It’s so real that it seems to be the roommate you will always meet when you are in college, who likes to eat takeout every day, bragging and pretending to be forced.

With its unique personal design and content, Basket has successfully entered the abstract live broadcast field and gained a certain popularity in bilibili.

Look at the early videos with baskets. Most of them are full of comments, detailing those romantic past events and hi social experiences.

For example, he said that he had a brother named Zhang Pingan, who bravely escorted his grandfather’s hearse with a pioneering knife, and ten thousand cannot force it, and while one man guards it. More than 100 cars on the road were afraid to step forward.

When he spoke, his mouth splashed with foam, and he had a sense of vicissitudes of life recalling the eventful years of the past.

Another example is his experience of fighting in junior high school. Because he scolded a girl in the class, he was blocked by the social brother who was the worst junior high school in the local area.

When I first met with my basket, I was shocked by the social elder brother’s momentum, and my hands were shaking quietly. I just wanted to call each other brothers, but I was slapped by my eldest brother.

This slap can make the basket cry, crying and calling my brother with malicious words. As a result, when my brother came, he beat him again.

△ Bringing a basket also remake this classic experience into your own small movie clip.

You feel quite excited when you listen to the story. His exaggerated audio-visual language and facial expressions can always remind you of a braggart brother you knew when you were a child.

But when you think about it carefully, you feel that these stories are not true.

For example, he always bragged about "eating and drinking enough to go to Japan for approval", just like Kong Yiji in college. When fans see him, they will ask, "Brother Yi is going to rip again?"

At first glance, he looks crazy and full of criticism with a basket, but in fact he is a timid person who dare not go too far.

He makes fun of the experience of mixing society, but gives people a sense of smoothness of ordinary people. He wants to pretend to be forced, but he is afraid of causing trouble.

Obviously, he is an honest man, but he always wants to show the arrogance of the rivers and lakes, which makes him look funny and sad.

He calls himself "the godfather of fashion", constantly updates his clothes in his account, and calls his fans local dogs.

You look at the videos and photos he sent, and at first glance you feel a little handsome.

When I put on a pair of Chelsea boots, I thought of myself as the godfather of May Kaji, pointing out the mountains and rivers in the live broadcast, but I accidentally showed my black hair.

Put on a cold hat, comb your hair behind your head, spray fuckme(supreme) in your mouth, and ignore all kinds of street brands.

△ You click in and have a look. My mind is full of words. I apologize for what I just thought.

However, when the fans sent the video with the basket to the Tigers Pedestrian Street, they thought of the professional and critical eyes of Tigers JR with the basket, and it seemed a little scary to bring the basket.

Maybe after watching his video and getting to know him, you think he is a clown, a player and an abstract master, but he doesn’t care about these.

Just like his profile of Weibo: "You don’t have to know me, just watch my jokes."

Enjoy the bonus of live broadcast with a basket, but fear the popularity of live broadcast, and sometimes suddenly go offline when the popularity of live broadcast is the highest.

I once interacted with a female fan, Lian Mai, with a basket. Later, I found out that she was 985 and 211, so I was afraid to hang up Mai with a basket.

You think he is real, because he is just an ordinary person wrapped in abstract culture.

The fans with baskets are highly educated, but there are also a group of college students, who are not paid much attention, and bringing baskets has become their epitome.

The most classic celebrity quote with a basket is this sentence.

In this world, most people are mouse people.

Only a few people are bat people.

What do you mean? That is, when everyone is reading, they all play together and don’t feel the gap, just like a group of lively mice.

However, after stepping into the society for a long time, everyone discovered that rats are rats, and they can only shuttle around in the sewers and can’t climb the upstream society.

The bat man who looked like a mouse finally became Batman and soared.

Therefore, when a mouse man with a basket went to Beijing for the New Year’s Eve for the first time in his life, perhaps he saw the metaphor of a mouse and a bat. He sat on the subway and said wearily, "The city of Beijing is too big, brothers."

Bringing a basket is telling the truth.

In the network world for a long time, you will take a lot of falsehood as truth.

You will feel that everyone in your circle of friends is addicted to Starbucks.

You will begin to worship Daniel Zhihu, and feel how everyone earns 100,000 yuan a month.

You may even feel a little low when you go out with your LV bag after reading Xiaohong’s book.

But the fact is that these bats are only a minority, and the so-called rats are in the majority.

△ "China people who can fall asleep everywhere"

In 2018, only about 5% of people in China have a bachelor’s degree. In other words, if you go to the undergraduate course, you will basically win 95% of the people in the country.

The average monthly income of college graduates in 2018 is only 4624 yuan.

Some college students, or some people who look down on this network phenomenon, after wandering around in the mainstream network, finally went to the place with baskets to hold a group to keep warm.

In his live broadcast room, we can see the 2.0 version of abstract culture.

Sometimes you will be serious when you bring a basket. When you tell a story, you will say, "Stop brushing gifts, brother, and listen to the story."

When the fans skip the online class to watch the live broadcast, he will chisel your face with a batch of words: "I am really a teacher. If I don’t attend class well, watch my live broadcast. It’s not a stupid basket."

He talked about his experience of failing the college entrance examination and going to college. He thanked his brothers and made himself feel the value of existence from the depressed state of waste.

All this, just like the monologue of the protagonist Yu Cheng at the beginning of the movie "Elephant Sitting on the Ground",

"There is an elephant in Manzhouli Circus, and it has been fucking sitting there, ignoring everyone."

There are also a group of rat people in the sewer. No matter how hard they struggle, they can hardly become bat people. Finally, they can only say, "I am a jb."

From this perspective, a basket is Gatsby in the abstract world. Now that he earns tens of thousands of dollars a month, he can wear fashion cards and live a limited life of drunkenness.

But people with academic qualifications will still laugh at him. He still hasn’t passed CET-4, and people who don’t know him are just a security guard online celebrity.

The basket-bearers, at last, like a boat against the current, strive to move forward. As long as he stops, he is bound to keep going backwards and go back to the past …

Design/Vision: Vincent

Original title: "Carrying a basket is a security guard, and it will also be the spiritual totem of confused youth."

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